"Here comes the bride" is a lovely little ditty    But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do    'Cause love won't pay the mortgage or put porridge in your bowl    Dearie, marry the mole       True, it's a fact that he's not exactly witty    He's blinder than a bat but at least his eyes are blue    His breath may be alarming but he's charming, for a troll    Dearie, marry the mole       Romeo and Juliet    Were very much in love when they were wed    They honoured every vow    So where are they now?    They're dead, dead, very very dead       Poor Thumbelina, your brain's so itty bitty    I hate to seem a pest but I know what's best for you    Just think of all the ways that you could decorate a hole    Take my advice, I'll bring the rice    Dearie, marry the mole    Marry the mole    Marry that mole    M is for money    Oh...    L-E!