MATRON(Spoken)   The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what    they used to be.       VELMA(Spoken)   They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't.      (Singing)   Whatever happened to fair dealing   And pure ethics   And nice manners?   Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ASS?   Whatever happened to class?      MATRON   Class.   Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"   And, "Yes, thank you?"   And, "How charming?"   Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the GRASS!   Whatever happened to class?      VELMA AND MATRON   Class!   Oh, there ain't no gentlemen   To open up the doors   There ain't no ladies now,   There's only pigs.. and whores   And even kids'll knock ya down   So's they can pass   Nobody's got no class!      VELMA   Whatever happened to old values?      MATRON   And fine morals?      VELMA   And good breeding?      MATRON   Now, no one even says "oops" when they're   Passing their gas   Whatever happened to class?      VELMA    Class      VELMA AND MATRON   Ah, there ain't no gentlemen   That's fit for any use   And any girl'd touch your privates   For a deuce      MATRON   And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass      VELMA   And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass      VELMA AND MATRON   Nobody's got no class!      VELMA   All you read about today is rape and theft!      MATRON   Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?      VELMA AND MATRON   Nobody's got no class!      MATRON   Every guy is a snot!      VELMA   Every girl is a twat!      MATRON    Holy shit      VELMA   Holy shit      MATRON   What a shame      VELMA   What a shame      VELMA AND MATRON   What became of class?