to catalina on a fishing boat   we call it henry cisneros   we got no money but we stay afloat   the jellyfishes don't scare us   you're telling everybody life's a ball   too many pleasures to mention   you do a cartwheel in the shopping mall   you seem to get their attention      in your red toupee   in your red toupee      you take your number to a broadway play   it keeps her well out of danger   you're blowing bubbles in the matinee   you never looked any stranger       in your red toupee   in your red toupee      people say that you're unusual   you just tell them they're confused   if only they were more like you   they'd brighten up their day      in your red toupee   in your red toupee      promenades in furs and laces   people put on airs and graces   bedroom eyes in boardroom faces   oh where will it lead      to catalina on a fishing boat   we call it henry cisneros   we got no money but we stay afloat   those jellyfishes don't scare us      in our red toupees   oh we got our red toupees   in your mauve toupee   turquoise toupee   in your green toupee   cerise toupee   why are you wearing that strange toupee