I walk wherever the weather provides   cause everybody needs some time outside   gimme no lip and I'll tell you no lie      hands down the illest ventriloquist this side of the mississippi river high   that's right operator smoother than faders on an automated sound board   Andretti's never raced me but if he wants to, oh I'm ready, ready   coordination of the eye and hand--it's not my strong point   but i make due with what I have      pure rock fury the solution is so clear   calling all humans and able volunteers      I walk wherever the weather provides cause everybody needs some time outside   I seen them boxes in peliculas; one time stands out in particular   I seen you dance in the arena all in make-up dressed up like a ballerina   I got to wonder what's got into you or just what you got into      pure rock fury the solution is so clear   calling all humans and able volunteers      I walk wherever the weather provides    cause everybody needs some time outside   gimme no lip and I'll tell you no lie      hotter than abba in nevada sun in a real small car with the windows rolled up   no super trooper cause you pooped your pants and you're screaming o please    just give me one more chance   not one to shrink from helping humankind brother    but one other thing that you might keep in mind   coordination of the eye and hand--it's not my strong point   but I make due with what I have      pure rock fury the solution is so clear   calling all humans and able volunteers