Won't you come over and stay for a while.   Take a seat, have a drink, we'd have a nice time.   Turn on the TV i believe it's prime time.   I'll make you chicken cacciatore in five.      There's a woman down at 314    Who can't keep the stains on her kitchen floor clean.   And there's a man thats been knocking on his own door for three years,   Or has it been four?   I don't want to spend the winter in this house all alone.   Those neighbors of mine keep coming on over and playing with my mind.      I would like to love you. I shure would treat you right,   We could take the trash out every Thursday night.      Here in my neighborhood there is the strangest thing-   Green buckets every Friday at every driveway.   They're filled with glasses, plastics and newspapers too.   They say they recycle and bring them back to you.      I would like to love you i should would treat you right,   we could take the trash out every Thursday night.   We coud be a fmaily, consume many goods.   We could be the pillars of the neighborhood.      Ah, babe, I"m a real hard worker.   With the proper tools i'll make you anything you yearn for.   The barbarians are at teh gate, come in before it's too late.   I have food enough to last the two of us about a year.   One thousand cans of chowder and one thousand cans of beer.   I love my neighboors like I love my own brothers,    But every year they are getting odder and odder.