So you think you're gonna cause a splash    You're gonna make some cash    You're gonna open every door    With the wind in your hair and the sun on your face    Everything's gonna fall into place    You're so sure    And you take whatever you can while you sit at home making your plans    And if you ever gave a damn, that was long ago, it's over and done    Now you think about number one       [Chorus]   Now it's time to be me, that's all you ever shout    But you never do anything about it    Now it's time to be me, I hear it every day, it's easy to say    But life gets in the way       You ring me up when you've had a smoke    With your crazy ideas you're just full of coke and hot air    A winning smile is all you've got    But you ain't got a brain and you ain't got a pot    Don't you care?    You're always home watching sky T.V.    Or down the pub poncing drinks off me    Telling everybody what you're gonna be    Well I've had enough you lazy sod    Get off your arse and get a job       [Chorus]