It was the greatest cockney rip off (x4)      I'd like to thank my mum and dad   They gave me the best time that I ever had   And my mates that believed me when I was at school   I had the last laugh, Up You All!      It was the greatest cockney rip off (x4)      Why'd I pay to get on the bus   Who drives around with the companies trust   We all know that we're the best   So drop the press and all the rest!      It was the greatest cockney rip off (x4)      Maybe it's because i'm a Londoner   That I love London town      Oi! ya has-been   How ya goin me ol' china   Well in order mate innit   This firm and me pal(?)      It was the greatest cockney rip off (x7)   It was the greatest cockney rip off of all!