searching for 15 minutes of fame    you can feed me shit    staple my stomach, walk on glass    i'll take any risk    i'm so desperate i'll do anything    as long as people see my face    for 500 grand and a prime time spot    anyone's ass i'll kiss.       [chorus:]    reality tv - put a camera on me    reality tv - plastic surgery    reality tv - show me something sick    reality tv - you know it's all a trick       put me on an island    with a bunch of hicks    i'll sleep in the rain    feed me bugs and drop me from the sky    just remember my name    wanna be actors looking for thrills    maybe if i win then i can pay these bills    reality tv it's all a scam -    change me from a girl into a man.       wanna be actors looking for thrills    how much longer until you get your fill?