To my idol the divine   Hope this never happens to us      [Chorus:]   She may look a little worn out   She may have a couple of gray hairs   A little ragged a little haggard   A few wrinkles here and there   But you should of seen her 21 years ago   She would of captivated you   Why she was Miss Subway of 1952      She had a stunting figure   And her hips weren't any bigger   Than her bust line   She's gotten just a little saggy   And her skin's a trifle baggy   But there was a time   When everything was perfectly place   She had a beautiful face      She may look a little made up   Especially around the eyes   A little groupie, a little droopy   But once they were quit a prize   Yes you should of seen her 21 years ago   They were a devastating view   Why she was Miss Subway of 1952      She had a million men around her   Giving gifts that would astound her   Why she couldn't even walk down the street   Yeah she had lovers by the dozen   And she even had some cousins   Who just couldn't stop   Throwing themselves at her feet   She was so dainty and sweet      [Chorus]