Verse 1      Why can’t tings be easy like they are on TV   Hanging out with Greg and Marsha Brady   And later on Jerry there’s the Ku Klux Klan   There’s trouble in the Tanner household tonight   Cause DJ and Danny had a big fight   Don’t worry it’ll all work out cause   There’s only ten min. left   To go in the show      Chorus      Why can’t things be easy like they are on TV   Hanging out with Scooby and Three’s Company      Verse 2      You wake up and you wanna start your day off right   So you watch the sports highlights from last night   Well what a surprise your favorite team, well they lost again   You can screw Canada AM   Give me the trashy talk shows my friend   Cause Sally Jessy Raphael, Jenny Jones and Ricki Lake   Are my best friends and I said      Chorus      Verse 3      You’re done your homework but you’re not ready for bed   So you decide to watch some TV instead   The only problem is what will you watch   Friends makes you laugh, ER makes you cry   And you wish that James Van Der Beek would die   So you could get to date the beautiful Katie Holmes   And I said      Chorus (2x)