Verse 1      Old lady crossing the road with her grocery bags in tow   I guess No Frills had a sale on ice cream again   Well call your family or a taxi just get the hell out of my way   Looks like I’m late for work again today      Chorus      Why do you walk so slow, right where I want to go (4x)      Verse 2      Well Jack has been into the Jack Daniel's again   And I don’t know if he knows he    is standing in the middle of the road   Hey mister call your sister get her    to take you to the local liquor store   If you don’t get the fuck out of my way    you won’t drink forties no more      Chorus      Verse 3      Old man out in the rain,    tryin’ to cross the road with a walker and a cane   Oh, could this day go any further down the drain   Old man who let you out of the old folks home   Just cause you’re ancient doesn’t mean that    you can go two in a forty zone      Chorus