All the boys he played cards with   Couldn't wait til he came   But they haven't seen him   Since I got his last name   He plays at home now   And he always wins   Those swingin' doors   Don't do nothin' for him.      'Cause he don't do bars anymore   That ol' jukebox   Don't turn him on like before   We dance to our radio   On our own hardwood floor   No, he don't do bars anymore.      He used to sit on a barstool   Keepin' sad company   Now he lays on the couch   And he watches TV   When he's wrapped up in my arms   He knows what he's found   So don't bother askin'   For him to come 'round.      'Cause he don't do bars anymore   That ol' jukebox   Don't turn him on like before   We dance to our radio   On our own hardwood floor   No, he don't do bars anymore.      No, he don't do bars anymore...