1 drink 2 drinks 3 drinks 4   she had eyes that i couldn't ignore   chatted her up out on the dance floor   she was out of cigarettes so i walked her to the store   skirt pulled up pushed up against the wall   but she pauses just the take a call   joanne says "girl, what the fuck r u doing?   all these boys r gonna b your ruin."      now i can't help but overhear   as i'm kissing from her neck 2 her ear   well if any of them meant it i'd mean it back   it never meant anything but a case of the clap   girl please let me call u back   y?   cuz it's all beginning 2 sound like a rap      sometimes it's just one of those nights   ain't u never had it happen 2 u?   then u go home 2 soon go home 2 soon      u could blame it on the music   but it wouldn't b right   cuz i've gotten lucky 2 some pretty bad tunes      must be the moon   must be the moon      kissing in the cab on the way back cross the bridge   she said "love is love but a fuck is what it is"   "and what's that?" she must have read my mind   cuz she looked in2 my eyes and she said "a good time"   she kissed me on the stairs and she kissed me on the porch   she kissed me as i fumbled with the key in the front door   1 time 2 times 3 times 4   but really who was keeping score   we did it on the bed and we did it on the floor   but i was surprised when i got the cold shoulder   (the next morning)   she said 'u just got me hot, i finished off while you were snoring"