Al Stewart - License To Steal       He walks into the room   He's got a briefcase like a bomb   A smile on both faces   And he call it aplomb   He wants a bite of your apple   Hands you back the peel   He's fresh out of law school   He's got a license to steal      When he offers his advice   You can guarantee   For several hundred dollars an hour   He will see just how many complications   Your life will reveal   He's fresh out of law school   He's got a license to steal      He's an ambulance chaser   A waver of papers   He loves to mix wit hthe movers and shakers   He's taking from them   He's taking from you   Lawyers love money   Anybody's will do   Just take it      He's poking his nose into people's despair   When tragedy strikes he will always be there   Looking so cool   His greed is hard to conceal   He's fresh out of law school   You gave him a license to steal      We've got seven hundred thousand   Attorneys at law   Nobody can tell me what we need them all for   We should throw them in chains   Chastise them and rebuke them   If it doesn't work   We ought to take 'em out and nuke 'em      Blow a lawyer to pieces   It's the obvious way   Don't wait for a thesis   Do it today   Take him to the court of no final appeal   When you're fresh out of lawyers   You don't know how good it's gonna feel