30 Years Ago Lyrics by Chordettes
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About thirty years ago
I was petrified
I needed to go toilet
so i opened my bum up wide
Later i picked up my wife
and started stabbin' her with my knife
But she wasn't much of a fight
Oh! I was tired! oh i was tired.
Next day i went to work and my boss said i was fired!
Next job i got was at the reject shop
Only got paid $3 a month
it wasn't much oh well.
That was 30 years ago.

To be continued..
About thirty years ago   I was petrified   I needed to go toilet   so i opened my bum up wide   Later i picked up my wife   and started stabbin' her with my knife   But she wasn't much of a fight   Oh! I was tired! oh i was tired.   Next day i went to work and my boss said i was fired!   Next job i got was at the reject shop   Only got paid $3 a month   it wasn't much oh well.   That was 30 years ago.      To be continued..