(T.Gentry-J.Jarrard-L.Palas      I had my rent-a-car flyin' down a two-lane road   Late for my plane again   Had to stop for some gas at this country store   That's when I saw the old man.      He was kicked back workin' on a big RC   Watchin' Gomer Pyle on his little TV   Took him awhile to even notice me   Sittin' there I thought to myself.      Old man (old man) you got one up on me   I'm still lookin' for my shady tree   With your two gas pumps and your color TV   Your satisfied as you can be   Old man (old man) I guess you got one up on me.      Well, he finally strolled over with a big ol' smile   Said, ''How ya doin, son?''   I said ''Give me five dollars worth as fast as you can   'Cause I'm really in a run.''      He said ''What's your hurry on a day like this?   If you move too fast, there's a lot you'll miss   If you wanna see what the good life is   Just get out and visit awhile.''      Old man (old man) you got one up on me   I'm still lookin' for my shady tree   With your two gas pumps and your color TV   Your satisfied as you can be   Old man (old man) I guess you got one up on me.      ''Don't remember just what it was.''   The old man said to me   But I forgot about catchin' the plane   And opened up the big RC.      Old man (old man) you got one up on me   I'm still lookin' for my shady tree   With your two gas pumps and your color TV   Your satisfied as you can be   Old man (old man) you got one up on me.      Old man.      Old man.      Old man.      Old man.      Old man you got one up on me...