A man could die of thirst    First to the bar and the last to get served    Landlord laughs    You can't get the staff these days      Guess who should walk through the door    Dressed to the nines    And looking nine more    Shows his face    Everyone in the place gets a wave      Chorus:   Hello M-m-m-Mr. Shoes    We love to look at you    Mr. Shoes    Solarium tan you could say he's a man       Mr. Shoes    We love to look at you   Mr. Shoes    A flick of the wrist    And a Listermint kiss      A boy could get sick of this    Sand in your face and the taste on your lips    And how come your suit looks much better On you than me      It's so hard when you're 21    Life's too short when your nails are too long    And man I could use some of your    "Koo-Ka-Choo"    Mr. Shoes      Chorus