They said release Remote Control   But we didn't want it on the label   They said fly to Amsterdam   The people laughed but the press went mad   Ooh oooh oohh someone's really smart   Ooh oohh oohh complete control that's a laugh      On the last tour my mates couldn't get in   I'd open up the back door but they'd get run out again   At every hotel we were met by the law   Come for the party come to make sure   Ooh oohh oohh have we done something wrong?   Oohh oohh oohh complete control even over this song   They said we'd be artistically free   When we signed that bit of paper   They meant let's make a lots a money   An' worry about it later   Oohh oohh oohh I'll never understand   Oohh oohh oohh complete control    Lemme see your other hand   I don't trust you   Why should you trust me …huh   All over the news spread fast    They're filthy, they're dirty   They ain't gonna last   This is Joe Public speaking   I'm controlled in the body   Controlled in the mind   Total   Control, complete control..   That means you!