standing in the bog of a west end bar   guy on the right leaning over too far   money in my pocket, gonna put it in the slot   open up the pack. see what type i got      I didn't want to hold you,   I didn't want to use you   Protex, Protex Blue   all I wanna do      it's a fab protection for that type of a girl   but everybody knows that she uses it well   it's the therapeutic structure i can use at will   but i don't think it fits my b.d. drill      sitting in a carriage of a bakerloo   erotica in my pocket, got a packet for you   advert on the escalator on my way home   i don't need no skin flicks, i wanna be alone      i didn't want to hold you   i didn't want to use you   protex, protex blue   all I wanna do      johnny, johnny