If I didn't know better I'd hang my hat right there   If I didn't know better I'd follow you up the stairs      Stop saying those sweet things you know I like to hear   The horns are blowing louder and they're destroying me      Why do I keep drinking   Wasting my time on you   If I didn't know better   Well damnit   I do      There's a hole in what you're saying   I can plainly see   You have a lover that's waiting but baby you're right here with me      Ooh   You might as well be the devil   Oh   Keeping me out past three   Oh   You're the one with that apple so baby you can't blame me      Why don't you keep drinking   Get me one night with you   If I didn't know better   Well damnit   I do   You know that I do      Oh   Baby you're right here with me   Oh   Baby you know