Who wants to taste my General Tso?    You want a piece of my General Tso?   I’m gonna give it to you now      Who like my chopsticks   Hit you in the shit with my littlest dick   Yellow   If you wanna see me, eat jello   I’ve never seen nothing like you before   I can kick you   Higher than you can kick me   I can kick you way up into a tree   Who wants a taste of my Oolong Tea?   Ho ha ho ha hoo chi chi   Everybody in the phonebook's named Chang   Wanna see my wang?   Never could go and hit the gong with a bang   Waaaah   Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball   But that’s not right   Not in real life   You will fall   Down and break your leg   Everybody wanna see me break an egg   Well I don’t   But I like fried rice   And I ain't got lice   Ching chow woo ching wang woo wice   That ain’t nice   For a fortune cookie   I always charge you twice   Delivery’s free   But not from me   I always charge a dollar fifty    55 Wanna see me go down?   Hit you with the line   Howwwwyyyyaaah   War when I hit you with the shit   Do a split, take a shit, after you eat my shit   Kungfu, Want my buffet?   You fucking gay   Ah, Wai-Lo hit you with the hay   Stay the fuck away, hit you in the balls   Only Americans eat duck sauce   And my soy sauce is for you   I can put it in your shoe   Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a piss   In my bathroom, spy on you while your little boy shits   Hooowyaaaah   I can kick you if you don’t pay the bill   And if you want a little mint that’s fifty cents bitch   everything costs a little bit   So don’t expect nothin for free   At least from me   Ching chang choo wee   I got you from Taiwan City   And Hong Kong   I can smoke a bong   And I can do it all night long   And don’t mistake me for a Viet Cong   I can get you and tackle you, and take you out   Never see me when I get you and bake you   Rope you up   And put you in a bamboo cage   And make you feel all my rage   Poke you with a little stick till you    Page your buddies to come Napalm me   God damn that shit burn blew away my whole city   Ho-Chi-Minh, shoot a load on your chin   God damn that’s a sin goy-go goodbye   And if you want to come on in   You can work into my world   Where the yellow shit begin   Hoooyyyaaaah   Can’t be tamed   I got shit to control your brain and it's called   Egg fu yung, and lo mein   So come on in baby and have it just the same   Hooooyyyyaaahhh Haaaa      No wok ung tow dayday      Heh I dont suppose! Hahaha huh? huh....?