Let's keep the screaming and the fighting and the crying   To a minimum   And if the kitchen don't work   We can fight in the living room      You try to hurt me when you say   You'll find another date   And memories of me will fade away   You try to hurt me and deny   That I was an okay guy   And I'm just left here wondering why      My   Girl is callin' me   My   Girl is callin' me a liar   My girl is callin' me a jerk   (You jerk!)      You got to realize   'Cause you're not being nice   I was trying not to hide the facts   It's the truth that's in disguise   See, what you fail to see   Is it wasn't a fantasy   But little by little, all the things and the pressure   Just got the best of me      My   Girl is callin' me   My   Girl is callin' me a liar   My girl is callin' me a jerk   I should call P right now!      P: Hello?   DAVE: She doesn't listen to a single word I say   P: Just give the girl some time and she will come around your way   DAVE: Man, I ain't got time to waste   And I'm tired of fights   P: You've got to be patient with the woman of your life   DAVE: Look, I tried to tell her, but   She's cussing me out   P: Just take her to the movies and you're gonna work it out!   DAVE: That's it?   P: Yeah   DAVE: Really? Alright then, good night P   P: Good night.