I'm so childish, a little bit wildish    With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep       Well I'm so garish, a little unfairish    The way I pick you up, and drop you in a heap       I'm so unfaithful, in fact I'm a plateful    I won't kiss her, but I'll stare her up all night       I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger    If you're coming, come prepared for a fight       Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish    With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so deep       Well I'm so uncaring, do far too much swearing    And if you read through my behaviour, you'll find I'm a creep       I'll play a stormer, yet in the corner    I'll be grumpy on my own, like I don't care       I'm a stormy little singer, an unstable little swinger    With a big rip, in the arsehole of my flares       Well I'm so childish, a little bit wildish    With my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I'm so mad       I'm so truthful, a little bit bruteful    But in sooth I know not, why I am so sad       I try my bestest, well as far the restest    Well it's just stuff that comes out wrong, and gets misunderstood       I'm a dandy little dreamer, a doctored misdemeanour    A didactic destiny schemer, bare with me if you would