Everybody grew up and turned into assholes   You don't have to show up giving me hassle   You just keep on walking   Never looking over at me      Everybody woke up to some new disaster   Wearing all the makeup   Playing the bastard   Call me up to go out   You just think it's so hard to breathe      Is this what you call free   Is this why you keep bothering me      Pass another cream ale   Give me a haircut   If you want me to smile then fire me you fuck   I don't feel like waiting   Waiting here to catch your disease      Come a little closer   Sing me a love song   I will be the bad guy   You will be dead wrong   I just wanna stay up   Watch you fall asleep under me      Is this what you call free   Is this why you keep bothering me      Everybody grew up and gave you the finger   Every high school sweetheart married a swinger   Come on   Keep on knocking   You know she's a lock and a key      Is this what you call free   Is this what you call free   Is this why you keep bothering me      One   Two   Three      Not gonna catch it   No    Don't catch it