I just discovered the fountain of youth   I was feeling low and unloved   A little long in the tooth   I took a dive in the water   Felt the years roll back in no particular order   Now all the ladies are going crazy   And the men saying struth   And I found myself singing…      Down with the jury and down with proof   Down with the ceiling and down with the roof   I’m going down to the water to find me the truth   Sinking down with the times   Cause I’m drowning in the fountain of youth      I could not buy love   I just found something better   It’s a ticket to the future   Let me show you the proof   Watch and learn as I wade in the water   Stick around twenty and make it with your daughter   I got a brand new complexion and a sparkling tooth   Even Susan Renouf’s singing…      Down with the jury and down with the proof   Down with the ceiling and down with the roof   Did it all for a cutie in a kissing booth   Rolling round in the slime   Cause I’m drowning in the fountain of youth      I’m drowning in the fountain of youth   Watching the Western world die   Singing bye bye bye bye bye   I’m drowning in the fountain of youth   Baby my soul’s gonna go through the roof      The surgeon sings…      Come on, come on   It’s not so wrong   It don’t cost nothing   And it won’t take long   Move with the feeling   Get your boardshorts on   I am John the Baptist   And you’re all my sons      Chorus      Singing down with beauty   And down with the truth   Down with the ceiling   And down with the roof   Gonna wade in the water   From Keith to Duluth   Singing down with the times   Cause I’m drowning in the fountain of youth