Caught a dart in the head   At the age of three   I saw the light   And it set my mind free   Charge it! Credit!   I need it! Charge it!   I charge my cigarettes   I charge my beer   I charge my rent   I charge my beer   The payment on the doctor   Can always be delayed   I know that I'll be dead   Before that sucker's paid   Charge it! Credit!   I need it! Charge it!   The number on my plastic card   Is my virility   I don't have a bulge in front   But my wallet stands erect   I've paid for women   Uglier than you   Hey, is that a credit card   Or are you just glad to see me?   Charge it! Credit!   I need it! Charge it!   I charge my cigarettes   I charge my beer   I charge my rent   I charged my dog but it died