Well I did not go to church last Sunday   'Cos my sins I need not confess   With your daddy standing at the pulpit   I just figured staying home was best      Your physique is swelling and your waistline's telling   Everybody knows that it's mine   I guess the word's got around this old one store town   And your preacher daddy, he ain't blind      Chorus) Well you got knocked up   And I got locked up   I guess you'd say that we both got screwed   Well you got locked out   And I got knocked out   And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school      Well you looked a damn sight older   That night upon the hill   And if I'd knowed what I know well I would've let you go   But you said that you was on the pill      Well your uncle, he's the town sherriff   Your granddaddy he's the county judge   And I can't see a way that I'll see the light of day   With your whole family holding a grudge      Chorus) Well you got knocked up   And I got locked up   I guess you'd say that we both got screwed   Well you got locked out   And I got knocked out   And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school      Well your family's got the shotgun ready   I can hear those church bells chime   Well I may not be ready for a wedding darling   But I know that I'm not ready to die!      Chorus) Well you got knocked up   And I got locked up   I guess you'd say that we both got screwed   Well you got locked out   And I got knocked out   And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school   And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school   And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school