(Jim Moose Brown - Don Rollins)   Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett      That sun is hot and that ol' clock is movin' slow   And so am I   The workday passes like molasses in wintertime   But it's July   I'm getting paid by the hour   And older by the minute   My boss just pushed me over the limit   I'd like to call him something   I think I'll just call it a day.      Chorus:   (And) pour me somethin' tall and strong   Make it a Hurricane before I go insane   It's only half past twelve but I don't care   (AJ: he don't care, and I don't care)   It's five o'clock somewhere.      --- Instrumental ---      Well, this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon   And half the night   Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay   Hey, but that's alright   I ain't had a day off now in over a year   My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here   If the phone's for me you can tell 'em   I just sailed away.      Chorus:   (And) pour me something tall and strong   Make it a Hurricane before I go insane   It's only half past twelve but I don't care   (AJ: he don't care, and I don't care)   It's five o'clock somewhere.      --- Instrumental ---      I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab   And be back to work before two   At a moment like this I can't help but wonder   What would Jimmy Buffett do?      (enter Jimmy Buffett)      J.B.''Funny you should ask, Alan.''   ''I'd say.''      Pour me something tall and strong   Make it a Hurricane before I go insane   It's only half past twelve but I don't care      Pour me something tall and strong    Make it a Hurricane before I go insane    It's only half past twelve but I don't care (he don't care)    And I don't care    It's five o'clock somewhere      --- Instrumental with ad libs. below ---      J.B. What time zone am I on?   What country am I in?   A.J. It don't matter it's five o'clock somewhere   J.B. It's always on five in Margaritaville come to think of it   A.J. I heard that   J.B. You've been there haven't you?   A.J. Yes sir   J.B. I've seen your boat there   A.J. I've been to Margaritaville a few times   J.B. Alright well, that's good   A.J. Stumbled my way back   J.B. Okay, we just want to make sure you can keep it   Between the navigational beacons   A.J. Between the buoys, I got it   J.B. Alright well, it's five o'clock let's go somewhere   A.J. I'm ready to crank it up   J.B. Let's get out 'a here   A.J. I'm gone...