(L.E. White)      Today, I started home with just a mile ago    And everythin' was goin' on right   And then I heard sock it to me on the radio    And I'll never make it home tonight.      Well I made it down on the old crossroad    Where the wrong road leads to the right   Then I thought of many in the mini skirts    And I'll never make it home tonight.      Yeah, the road to the right is wrong    The one to the left is right   I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong    And I'll never make it home tonight.      Yeah, the road to the right is wrong    The one to the left is right   I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong    And I'll never make it home tonight.      --- Instrumental ---      Down in the glad place for the sad I'm losin'    For I'm gonna get fight   I'm a lookin' for good place to go bad    And I'll never make it home tonight.      Well, I got kinda high and live a little low    Started home about daylight   When I got to the road where I should've get left    Again I turn to the right.      Yeah, the road to the right is wrong    The one to the left is right   I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong    And I'll never make it home tonight.      Yeah, the road to the right is wrong    The one to the left is right   I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong    And I'll never make it home tonight.      Yeah, it don't look like I'm gonna make it home tonight...