(A.Jackson)      Okay, I forgot about the trash   I didn't trim the long hairs on my mustache   I did buy you a ring, I believe it was back in '93   Alright I admit it I forgot our anniversary   I did pick up the baby this mornin' at the nursery   That ain't no big thing but it's a gold star for me.      Chorus:   You get tired and disgusted with me   When I can't be just what you want me to be   I still love you and I try real hard   I swear one day you'll have a brand new car   I even asked the Lord to try to help me   He looked down from heaven and said to tell you please   Just be patient, I'm a work in progress.      I'm sorry I got mad waitin' in the truck   It seemed like hours you gettin' all dressed up   Just to go to Shoney's on a Wednesday night   I read that book you gave me about Mars and Venus   I think it's sinkin' in but i probably need to reread it   But I'm startin' to see now what you've been sayin' is right.      Chorus:   You get tired and disgusted with me   When I can't be just what you want me to be   I still love you and I try real hard   I swear one day you'll have a brand new car   I even asked the Lord to try to help me   He looked down from heaven and said to tell you please   Just be patient, I'm a work in progress.      --- Instrumental ---      I know you meant well when you bought me those clogs   But my heels get hot down by the muffler on my hog   I'm sure they're stylish but I'll take my boots   I try to do that health thing like you want me to do   But that low fat and no fat's gettin' hard to chew   Now I love your cooking, honey   But sometimes I need some real food.      Chorus:   You get tired and disgusted with me   When I can't be just what you want me to be   I still love you and I try real hard   I swear one day you'll have a brand new car   I even asked the Lord to try to help me   He looked down from heaven and said to tell you please   Just be patient, I'm a work in progress.      Oh honey, just be patient now   I'm a work in progress.      Oh, I need a major tune up.      Maybe a full, body-off, restoration.      I'm tore up...