So you no longer want me   You want to shove this horn up my ass   You want to slap these tattoos right off me   Well you can't, I'm a thirty four-sixer   Girl, please don't leave me, we're better than this   Oh it breaks my heart so, that whenever you   see me your face makes a fist   Look, I love you, I'm singing about you   Sit still and I'll show you some class   I'll play something nice we can grind to   It's gonna start slow and go fast   It's a homeopathic elixir   You say you can't date me, I already have a girl   Darling, please don't hate me, after all what   are two in a five billion world   I'm going to feel up to padre   I'm going to rassle a mountain   Then I will beat up an ocean   And wipe my ass with the sun   I'll do it all for El Shiksa!