You used to be a sweet thing   That much I can confess   Now you're a naggin', saggin', haggard old bag   With perpetual PMS   You wanna be on top of everything and everyone      You think you got something   That can make a woman beg   But you do all your thinking   With that little thing swinging between your legs      If beauty is only skin deep   You're ugly to the bone   Why don't you do us both a favor   And leave me alone       I hate you. I hate everything about you. I hate everything you do      I can't take another day   If it means living with someone like you   Honey, I know how you feel   I feel the same way too      I guess we can sum the whole thing up   With just three little words      I hate you. I hate everything about you. I hate everything you do      I wake up to a beautiful day thinking nothing can go wrong   But the nightmare still goes on      I hate you. I hate everything about you. I hate everything you do