f/ Jugga the Bully      {*dramatic Italian music plays, like "The Godfather"*}      "Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"      [Intro]   I'm SO SICK, of all these rappers, MC's talkin bout they thugs   Yo we been thugged out since Cub Scouts, you know what that means?   When y'all were breakin in line, we were breakin spines   We didn't have no slip knots, we had nooses   We have Girl Scout cookies, reach in here if it breaks you'll feel 'em!      [Chorus: repeat 2X]   THUGGED OUT SINCE CUB SCOUTS - best believe   We are guaranteed to make you bleed   Jumpin out of swings, kickin in teeth   THUGGED OUT SINCE CUB SCOUTS - yes indeed      [Verse One: Deacon the Villain]   Yo; bailing on my Big Wheel, dressed to kill   Jeans with the knee pads, slanted Raccoon hat   Wiffleball bat in my holster, rollin   Supersoaker filled with piss, patrollin   Thugged out, get drugged out of your own treehouse   Hangin hives on jungle gyms, lettin the bees out   Girls want beef like Arby's, melt they Barbies   My Cub Scouts were a miniature sinister army   In the cafeteria didn't let shit slide   Hit guys up for they milk and shepherd's pie   You want extra pizza? Here's yo' slice {*blade sound*}   I'm the line leader BITCH, run yo' Nikes (give me your shoes!)   Hit y'all, thought you knew I'm the shit dog   That's what you get for rollin all hard in kickball (fucker!)   Fartknocker, you better hope class lasts   Cause at recess your ass is grass      [Verse Two: Mr. Raw]   No doubt, I been thugged out since I was a Cub Scout   Hoppin off my BMX, punchin niggaz in the mouth {*BAM*} (ooh!)   A little bad-ass nigga, fuck hide'n'seek   I was gettin a whippin from momma like every week   Splittin niggaz wigs and takin their G.I. Joes   Lunch money you name it baby I got to have it yo   Talk shit and feel my hands grip ya fuckin throat   Girls hated me cause I would always steal they jump rope (bitch!)   Now let a bigga nigga say somethin stupid   Smack him with the bat, lay his ass out flat   Why must the nappy head boy, be like that   Where's the home trainin? He's like an animal with no tamin   Who you blamin when your son gets snatched up   Smacked up, Derrick Green again, he's bout to act up   And while you playin dodgeball I'll be tappin jaws   Here comes that boy again! Yo he's worse than a Chuckie doll      [Chorus]      [Verse Three: Jugga the Bully]   Jugga Bully wasn't at all popular   until that day I beat down the hall monitor   I used to use small binoculars   to look at girls through this hole in the wall (i see you)   that led directly to the stalls where the broads lockers were   And they were usually all topless or leanin over to tie their shoes   that's when I bust through, and make my move to grab at least 5 boobs   And this ain't high school, this is kindergarten   Juggs was into arson, burned the media center into carbons   I guess I had mental problems, but then again   I think my problems started when the school nurse put me on Ritalin   (Blame her!) Y'all put gas in sugar tanks   I put boogers on the substitute's glass and he drank   I had pics of a hooker with the principal, gettin his ass spanked   I wasn't scared of the teachers (nah)   Juggs was gettin head under the bleachers   durin the Pledge of Allegiance, that's what I'm bout      [Verse Four]   Hey! Cuttin in the lunch line, what you thinkin dawg?   I'll stab you dead in yo' eye with the Lincoln Log   Oh you think I'm soft because I rock Izod?   Pull out the sawed off ' "Oh my God!" {*chkchk-BOOM*}   Even though I never been hauled off to juvenile detention   I done things too vile to mention   I was too demented; remember when Baby Jessica fell in the well?   I threw her in it!!   I always been a sick kid   Took hella Valiums and all type of doctor's prescriptions   And when the Den Leader gave me stress   I smacked him in the grill with my Merit Badge vest   Nevertheless, classmates learned never to test   unless they want a spitball stuck to they neck   Oh you think it's funny? I'll beat you down   screamin out my buddy, my buddy, my buddy!   {*singing*} My buddy and meeeee!      "That boy's one mean motherfucker!"