You see me everywhere, in my underwear   You may wonder what I'm here to sell   But underneath my stare, I'm so naked there   There are secrets I'm dying to tell      It's hard to be me   Nobody knows what it's like to be   The envy of mediocrity      If you could see    All my depth and complexity   I'd think you'd agree   It's hard to be me      It's hard to be me      I am up here alone, on my glamorous throne   Want to thank all you people down there   I was once an unknown, like you but I've grown    I have so much I'm hoping to share      It's hard to be me   Nobody knows what it's like to be   The envy of mediocrity      If you could see   All my depth and complexity   I'd think you'd agree   It's hard to be me   It's hard to be me      I guess you think that it's hard for you   Walking 'round in your little shoes   You don't know how I've sacrificed   To live this life, to look so nice      It's hard to be me   Nobody knows what it's like to be   The envy of mediocrity      If you could see    All my depth and complexity   I'd think you'd agree   It's hard to be me   It's hard to be me      Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me