Shit can happen   Shit can happeeen   Shit can happen   Shit can happeeen   Shit can happen   Shit can happeeen   Shit can happen   Shit can happeeen      [Kon Artis]   Yo, that's right motherfuckers we back   Same slanging   Orangutaning   Wilding out on hoodrats that say I act   Like I'm too famous   To say hi and tell 'em what My Name Is   But really I'm still nameless   You niggas don't get it yet do you?   Kill or not   Platinum or flop   I'll still put it through you   With a luger that'll spit fire   And hit higher   Than a pitch by a bitch like Mariah   You think for one second since we got a deal   That we won't deal with you in front of St. Andrew's still   You gay rappers better learn that   I won't stop until I see 'em turn back   If you don't slow that road you pack   You gon' see these Runyan Ave. niggas   That really need some Prozac   To show that ask the others   Brigade'll lay you down   Next to your mother's mother's grandmothers      [Kuniva]   You know I'm feeling real rowdy tonight   Ready to fight   And half the niggas I give DAT to   I don't even like   The same cat who never gave a damn about your name   I gives a fuck about it   Like the next L.A. Clippers game   I'll kill you in ways you couldn't even fathom   You ain't a madam   It's really unexplainable how I have 'em   Who call theyselves screaming about a challenge   Nigga we got a gift while you barely making it off of mere talent   My skills are deeply imbedded   Even your hoe said it   She was knock-kneed   I fucked her now she bow-legged   In the middle of rapping I drop the mic   And have a stare down and jump in the crowd and start scrapping   Kuniving Kon Artis my nigga we get it cracking   While the paramedics pick you up we on the side laughing      [Chorus: Kon Artis] (x2)   (Shit can happen)   This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh   (Shit can happeeen)   Shit can happen to him and your ass   (Shit can happen)   You can be touched don't think you can't   (Shit can happeeen)   Cuz niggas ain't fucking around no more man      [Swifty]   The feds can't hold me (why?)   I hold feds   I was born with a dark ass cloud over my head (uh huh)   Raining acid (nigga)   You can't refrain from getting your ass kicked   Cuz you talk too much   You asked for it   I'm on some massive shit   Everybody ignore me   They wouldn't fuck with me if I was performing at an orgy   These niggas think I'm fronting (what up now?)   Then they change stories   I catch you and they thinking everything's hunky dory   I even have you pour me the gasoline for me (do it)   Pulling up slowly   Cop tailing your homies   Met a lot of niggas but you wouldn't wanna know me (for real)   Your ass might not even make it home with your roley (nigga)   Don't even try   In your system like eco lie   Trying to beef with me   Nigga please, your people die   I'm so wicked that my momma gave birth illegally (uh huh)   I survived the abortion immediately (Surprise!!!)      [Eminem]   Picture me sitting in a jail cell rotting   Or barricaded in a motel with twelve shotguns   When the *cops* come knocking   Each hands got one   Cocked ready to dump slugs heavy as shot puts   One man army   Guns can't harm me   Young and ornery   Worse than my Uncle Ronnie   Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me   I can't stop airing out my dirty laundry   Middle fingers flip at censorship   Your friends just flipped   Over this swift penmanship   Ever since I spit some shit on Infinite   I been giving it a hundred and ten percent   Cuz when I vent most of my energy's   Spent on enemies   Eighty percent of what I invent is hennessy   And twenty percent is from being hungry as sin   Ten is because I love being under your skin   Ya, (shit) shit can happen   So stick to rapping   Quit the yapping   Or I'ma lift the mac in   That can lead to another mishap happening   Skip the crap   Get the can of whoop ass cracking      Chorus (x2)      [Outro: Eminem]   (Shit can happen)   It can and it will   (Shit can happeeen)   Fuck around with Amityville   (Shit can happen)   And you die   Insanity still   (Shit can happeeen)   Mentality of twelve motherfuckers in six different bodies   (Shit can happen)   With their personality split   (Shit can happeeen)   Fucking you up with hit after hit   (Shit can happen)   Sticking you up with clip after clip   (Shit can happeeen)   Making you suck dick after dick   (Shit can happen)   (Shit can happeeen)   Dirty motherfuckin dozen   (Shit can happen)   The Kon Artis   (Shit can happeeen)   Motherfuckin Peter S. Bizarre   Swifty McVeigh   The Kuniva   Dirty fatherfuckin Harry   Puttin you down in the cemetary   You get buried   All of you motherfuckers suck our motherfucking cock   We are not playing   We are not playing   We are not bullshitting   This is not a motherfucking joke