I'm countin' the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...    I'm countin' the cattle    Just to check if there alive    I'm countin' the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10    I'm countin' the cattle once again.       Well, the first little cow    She went for a climb, fell off the    Mountain - and then we were 9    The second little cow, she went out    For a date    Discovered it was Wolfie    And then we were 8       I'm countin'...       Well number 3 & number 4 they were longhorned chicks    - Met some horny bulls    And now I'm only countin' 6       Number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their key    The're hanging at the butchers    And I'm only counting 3       I'm countin'...       Well the 8·9 said: - We're never havin'    Fun!! They packed their things    And left! And I'm only countin'    1!!       Well here we are    Me and Molly    She is brown-spottet, cheerful    And she is jolly    Our son is a muuhtant    - But who gives a damn    - I mean, when the folks    Downtown, calls us:    Mister and mam!!       I'm counting...