I'm a teenager   I'm a teenager      I'm a teenager   Born in nineteen-hundred ninety-five   And I'll see you here later   Can't wait to meet you   If you're still alive      I hope you're ready   'Cause it ain't cute   Get your gun hand steady   Grab your Bible and shoot      It's the spirit of 2009   We're still waiting for the water   To change into wine   There's nothing left 'cause it's all right   We're gonna burn some books tonight   It's the spirit of 2009, 2009      I'm a teenager   I ain't got no teachers   They gave 'em forty acres and a mule   But I got big brother preachers   Now I see things I never saw in school      They put a wig on the eagle   They took the sex off your screen   Thank God the pill's illegal   I'll be a dad at fourteen      It's the spirit of 2009   We're still waiting for the water   To change into wine   It's the spirit of 2009   Forget the left 'cause it's all right   The population is out of sight   It's the spirit of 2009, 2009 (hoo)      I used to play bass in a solid mass band   Smoke jelly and hang out in my pod   But this summer I'm going to astro camp   Learn a trade that gets me closer to God, God      (solo)      I'm a teenager   I'm a teenager      It's the spirit of 2009   We're still waiting for the water   To change into wine   There's nothing left 'cause it's all right   We're gonna burn some books tonight   It's the spirit of 2009   It's the spirit of 2009      The spirit of 2009   The spirit of 2009   The spirit of 2000-eh, hey   (Repeats)