I was shot in the back   by nilfisk addicted cowboys   by jealousy struck   outnumbered by hard boiled luck      when I showed them the lights   of my two forty five deep blue break   they all stood up and sang   'bout swedish designer drugs      I was cutting a tree   and turning my jack into lumber   when the hitmen arrived   on a boat from the isle of song      I was shocked by the nude   identical twins on my lap   a cross-eyed effect   of swedish designer drugs      it's hard to be strong   depending on northern refineries   how deep is your fjord   how shallow thy watery eyes      how could I recupe   surrounded by 95 dogma's   like a rendeer I'm struck   by swedish designer drugs      I'm dating the maid   and driving electric wheelchairs   I'm cleaning the fish   with biodegradable pride      I was pulling the strings   while playing the fifteenth violin   in a director's cut   of swedish designer drugs      I was hurting a fly   and winning all nobely prizes   I was probably drunk   by the probably best beer around      like a viking in need   I got a medal for bad underacting   they all stood up and sang   about swedish designer drugs   swedish designer drugs      it's hard to be strong   how deep is your fjord   when I showed them the lights   they all stood up and sang   about swedish designer drugs driving   electric wheelchairs.   I'm cleaning the fish   with biodegradable pride.   I was pulling the strings,   while playing the fifteenth violin,   in a director's cut of Swedish designer drugs.   I was hurting a fly, and winning all Nobely Prizes.   I was probably drunk by the probably best beer around   like a Viking in need,   I got a medal for bad underacting.      They all stood up,   and sang about Swedish designer drugs.   Swedish designer drugs: it's hard to be strong.   How deep is your fjord?   When I showed them the lights,   they all stood up, and sang about Swedish designer drugs