don't use orange in the coroner's logodon't magnify ants on their way home   don't mingle with the maniacs   and do not open before      don't imitate a dead man's autograph   don't start up a conversation with a mule   don't put your shoes on top of your car   just keep it simple      don't write a book you haven't read yet   don't shoot faster than anyone's shadow   don't cry for me nor argentina   and don't go further than the map      don't ask for any moral fine tuning   don't wash the cabbage if you're in love with the caterpillar   don't blow candles on hostile cakes   just keep it very, very simple      don't cross waters without a bridge   don't plant your seed on the dark side of the hill   don't pull the strings if you don't know the puppet   and don't collect for output      don't mention the wonder of we knowing you   don't recognize a dealer with a broken face   don't talk about mechelen   just keep it simple      all complexions to be cherished   all deadlines are ok   pick up phones when they ring at you   shake a hand while it's there      open the box with the right side up   use a panty if the p distorts   keep a foot between the door   make sure you keep it simple (abc - 123)