Chorus:   She never cried when Old Yeller died   She wasn't washed in the blood of the lamb   She never stood up for the Star Spangled Banner   And she wasn't a John Wayne fan   Her baby blue eyes had the warning signs   That woman was bad to the bone   She never cried when Old Yeller died   So do you think I'll cry when she's gone      So desperate I answered an ad in the personals   Hoping to find me a date   A good lookin' non smokin' full figured leo   Was looking to find her a mate   We hit it off we got it on my love was growing so strong   Then I started seeing a side of that woman   I should have seen all along      Chorus      I can't believe I just didn't see   The writing there on the wall   Listening to those Barry Mannilow records   Was just one of her character flaws   Sometimes she was rude unnaturally crude   But this good old boy let it pass   But when she cussed in front of my mama   I told she could kiss my      Chorus      She never cried when Old Yeller died   And I ain't gonna cry when she's gone