Evil Dick!      Evil...dick!   Evil...dick!   Evil...dick!   Evil dick      Evil Dick likes warm wet places   Evil Dick don't care about faces   Evil Dick likes young, tiny, small spaces   Evil Dick leaves warm, gooey, tell-tale traces   Evil Dick      Evil...dick!   Evil Dick   Evil...dick!   Evil Dick      Late at night, Evil Dick   He comes to me   He says:   Don't sleep alone,   Don't sleep alone      Late at night, Evil Dick   He wakes me up   He says:   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone!      Evil...Dick!   Evil Dick   Evil...Dick!   Evil Dick      I had this girl   She said she loved me   Thought there was no one   ever above me   She wanted to marry,   and have my child   But Evil Dick,   He had to get fuck wild!      Took me out one night,   Out with the freaks   If ever there was pussy,   Evil Dick would seek   My girl caught me skeezin'.   She said I wasn't shit.   I said: "Wasn't me baby,   It was the mother fucker Evil Dick!"      Late at night, Evil Dick   He comes to me   He says:   Don't sleep alone,   Don't sleep alone      Late at night, Evil Dick   He wakes me up   He says:   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone!      Evil...Dick!   Evil Dick   Evil...Dick!   Evil Dick      And when Evil Dick has his way,   It sounds a little like this....      (moaning)      Damn, Dick      Evil...Dick!   Evil Dick   Evil...Dick!   Evil Dick      Late at night, Evil Dick   He comes to me   He says:   Don't sleep alone,   Don't sleep alone      Late at night, Evil Dick   He wakes me up   He says:   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone   Don't sleep alone!