(Robert L. Geddins - K.C. Douglas)      Well, if I had money, I'd tell you what I'd do,   I go down town, buy a Mercury or two.   Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury,   I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.      Well, the girl I love, I stole her from a friend.   He got lucky, stole her back again,   She heard he had a Mercury, Lord, she's crazy 'bout a Mercury.   I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.      Aw listen to it   --- Instrumental ---      Well ey, now mama, you look so fine   Drivin' round in your Mercury 49'   Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury   I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.      Gonna see if I can get her   --- Instrumental ---      Well, my baby went out, she didn't stay long,   Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin' home.   She's crazy 'bout a Mercury, Yeah, she's crazy 'bout a Mercury.   I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.      Aw, sing it now   --- Instrumental ---      Well, if I had money, I'd tell you what I'd do,   I go down town, buy a Mercury or two.   Crazy 'bout a Mercury, Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury,   I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.      I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.      Yeah, I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.      Aw let's go   --- Instrumental to fade ---