(Alan Jackson)      This is a three minute song to tell her that I love her   And how wonderful we get along   A sweet sentiment that's borderline stick   A lotta right and not much wrong.      It's a little bit edgy, but softer than spaghetti   Weak yet redundantly strong   It's a three minute positive   Not too country up-tempo love song.      Chorus:    Yeah, it's a three minute positive   Not too country up-tempo love song   It's a way for me to tell her that I love her   But it can't be too long.   There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin', no lyin', no leavin',   That stuff it just don't belong   In a three minute positive   Not too country up-tempo love song.      --- Instrumental ---      You won't hear four-letter words just me tellin' her   That she's the every breath I draw   And how I can’t live without her and I could never doubt her   ‘Cause she could never do no wrong      Well it's the right amount of timin'   The proper form of rhymin', a little guitar   Then it's gone   It's a three minute positive   Not too country up-tempo love song.      Yeah, in a three minute positive   Not too country up-tempo love song   It's a way for me to tell her that I love her   But it can't be too long.   There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin', no lyin', no leavin',   That stuff it just don't belong   In a three minute positive   Not too country up-tempo love song.      Yeah, in a three minute positive   Not too country up-tempo love song.      --- Instrumental ---   Boy, thats right.      There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin', no lyin', no leavin',   That stuff it just don't belong   In a three minute positive,   Not too country up-tempo love song.      Yeah, in a three minute positive   Not too country up-tempo love song...      (Spoken)   Hey how much time is that Kieth?   (About three fifty six)   We need four more seconds...