I shaved my face and combed my hair   Put on a new pair of underwear   And sat on the porch with my Labrador   Like a hundred other times before.      She changed her shoes and freshened up her face   Put on some skimpy sexy lace   And finally made her way through the back screen door   We loaded up on the front seat of my Ford.      And we went out to dinner and we drove right back home   Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of Rum   Then we turned off the tv and we got right down to it   There ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it.      Oh, yea   --- Instrumental ---      It seems like it happens everytime   We get a chance to reignite that fire   We burn it fast and then retire   Just before the news on channel five.      Yeah, we went out to dinner and we drove right back home   Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of Rum   Then we turned off the tv and we got right down to it   There ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it.      --- Instrumental ---      After all these years it can get routine   You can change the order up or use different names   Try it in the mornin' or the middle of the day   The end results was still the same.      Oh, we went out to dinner and we drove right back home   Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of Rum   Then we turned off the tv and we got right down to it   There ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it.      Oh, Lord, weve turned off the tv and we got right down to it   And there ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it.      Hey, honey, hand me that remote...