Hey, mister crossing lady   Lots of sunshine but your corner’s shady      You say that life has passed you by   You can drink but you can’t drive   In a playhouse world you can dress the part   What the kids don’t know won’t break their hearts      Hey, mister crossing lady   Lots of sunshine but your corner’s shady      The DMV possessed your car   The neighbors gawk ‘cause you can’t walk far   Now you’re stopping all the traffic   You’re so pretty when you work your magic      Hey, mister crossing lady   Lots of sunshine but your corner’s shady