Incapable of holding down real jobs   and can't make rent,   so for a life in the arts   we deem ourselves destined.   Skip across my record collection   until a song strikes my soul.   Until it distances the earth between me and my home.   With the lazy shame of my parents money   and the senseless sweat of my own.   Kids! We're in this together.   You're my new consumer   and I don't want to move back home.      So put a big black sticker on the front   that says "For Fans Of."   And you can donate a penny to my future pension.   We've got big retail chain   front-of-store displays,   but just remember:   It's three grand for a half-page ad,   so you better be paying attention.      Yeah you're a beautiful consumer,   and I don't want to move back home.   So download all the songs we wrote   and hype it up with some bullshit quotes.   Yeah, we're on a roll.