I'm not threatened by every pair of legs you watch go by   I don't cringe when you stare at women   It's just a thing called 'guy'   I don't notice your sideways glances or where your loyalty lies   I'm secure and out of me it's hard to get a rise.      I'm not jealous   I don't get moved by much   I'm not enraged   Not insecure as such   Not going insane   Rational, stays in touch   And doth I protest too much?      I'm not tortured by how often you're busy   'Cause I've got things to do   I'm not disappointed about how you don't miss me   'Cause I don't need you to.      I'm not needy   I don't get clingy much   I am not scared   I'm not afraid as such   I'm not dependent   Rock solid, stays in touch   And doth I protest too much?      So much energy to prove to you who I can't possibly be   So much energy to prove to you I'm not who you hate for me to be.      I'm not saddened and I don't miss you   'Cause I have moved on, too   I'm not concerned about your new lover   'Cause I've a new lover, too.      I'm not depressed   I don't get down that much   I'm not despondent   I am not dark as such   I'm never sad   Keep chin up, stays in touch   And doth I protest too much?      I'm not jealous   I don't get moved by much   I'm not enraged   Not insecure as such   Not going insane   Rational, stays in touch   And doth I protest too much?