Oh! Look at those throwaways twisting in the shadows while the house lights fade   Oh! To the snap of our applause the leader of the band gets up   To us he waves   “Grab your seats, Love. Hold on to your elevators”   We are here sitting with the pimps and theatre queers   Let the show begin   You’ll love her sweetly, deeply   Mandy and the Leapers tonight      Oh! Dancing like a flame, the Leapers all have zombie eyes   But we don’t mind   Oh! And Mandy’s such a queen, blissfully obscene   She hides nothing   Talk to the right guy, Mandy just might spend the night   We are here sitting with the pimps and theatre queers   Let the show begin   You’ll love her sweetly, deeply   Mandy and the Leapers tonight      “Grab your seats, Love. Hold on to your elevators”   We are here sitting with the pimps and theatre queers   Let the show begin   You’ll love her sweetly, deeply   Mandy and the Leapers