Im a guerrilla with a jungle language   A jungle jimmy with a jungle jeans   I keep-a loose with a battle fatigue   Gimme gimme gimme jungle scenes   I wanna do some mid east cruisin   Meet an arab sheik with an M16   But ill never get past Elwood   The best dressed trouble shooter   You've ever seen      Give me a rifle and some beaujolais   Those trouble spots they're all so far away   I will be on the road to mandalay   You want trouble, i'll give you trouble   Your gonna love it alot      I could be a sailor, sailin' on the sea   I could be a soldier, real fine mercenary   I could be an airman, bomb the enemy, the enemy   I'm gonna get your body   I'm gonna take your life   I'm gonna stab your body   With my general issue knife      I am killer, a soldier of fortune   I ride the jeeps in my jungle greens   I raid a village and napalm the elders   A revolutionary, hey where you been?      Give me a carbine and a packed lunch   I'll go and join the mercenary bunch   Oh, i gotta follow my hunch   You want trouble, I'll give you trouble   Your gonna love it alot      I could be a sailor, sailin' on the sea   I could be a soldier, real fine mercenary   I could be an airman, bomb the enemy, the enemy   I'm gonna get your body   I'm gonna take your life   I'm gonna stab your body   With my general issue knife