We are Siamese if you please   We are Siamese if you don't please   We are from a residence of Siam   There is no finer cat than I am      Do you see that thing swimming all round and round?   Maybe we can reaching in and make it drown   If we sneak up upon him carefully   There will be a head for you and a tail for me      'Cause we are Siamese if you please   We are Siamese if you please   Now we're looking over our new domicile   If we like then we might stay for quite a while      We are Siamese if you please   We are Siamese if you don't please   We are from a residence of Siam   There is no finer cat than I am      Do you hear what I hear? It's a baby cry   Where we find a baby there's milk near by   And if we look in baby buggy there could be   Plenty of milk for you and maybe some for me      'Cause we are Siamese if you please   We are Siamese if you please   Now we're looking over our new domicile   If we like then we might stay for quite a while      We are Siamese if you please   We are Siamese if you don't please   We are from a residence of Siam   There is no finer cat than I am      We are Siamese if you please   We are Siamese if you don't please   We are from a residence of Siam   There is no finer cat than I am      We are Siamese if you please   We are Siamese if you don't please   We are from a residence of Siam   There is no finer cat than I am